Clare & the city

Cucumbers & Carrots should they be banned because they resemble male genitalia?

An unnamed Sheike residing in Europe, has stated in an article on El-Senousa, that if women wish to eat foods resembling the male genitalia, a third party male should be present to cut it into small pieces first. Apparently seeing these kinds of foods will arouse a women or make them think of sex.

The man states that this has to do with religion, but ironically his comments have caused anger and embarrassment in the Muslim community, many stating that statements like these give Muslims a bad name, my favorite comment, is someone asking if he is retarded. 

Obviously we all know the real reason he wants to ban, cucumbers and carrots, it has nothing to do with religion. The guy obviously a baby carrot instead of a normal sized carrot, if you catch my drift, obviously the normal sized carrots make his baby carrot feel inadequate.

On another note, why can’t a married women be sexually aroused, does it state somewhere that a married woman can’t enjoy a shag with her husband or be the one to come on to him? 

Does anyone else feel like a cucumber salad after reading this, or is it just me? 

Full article here: http://bikyamasr.com/50403/islamic-cleric-bans-women-from-touching-bananas-cucumbers-for-sexual-resemblance/


To Tumblr, Love PixelUnion